Thursday, January 27, 2011
Rabbit Hole Day !!!
As it is Lewis Carroll's birthday today, I am joining in the madness of Rabbit Hole Day via Fairyhedgehog's Blog (Thank you, Old Kitty and Niamh at Words a Day). Click on the link above for more mad but great tales.
How curious it was today.
I woke at 17 o'clock again, late for my day and then the cereal box with the big K on it which makes you turn into a supermodel AFTER ONE SPOONFUL and wear red bikinis,
even in winter on Dollymount Strand, well, the cereal box said EAT ME and I said
SOD THAT, I have a date with a walrus and he likes a woman with a bit of blubber,
lucky for me.
So I ate two giant blackberry sandwiches oozing with butter bought at the farm just outside my window (in my imagination anyway) and I weighed myself with the help of a lovely March hare who had Gok Wan's face and kindly manner and he said:
BRIGID, you mightn't be able to wear a red bikini on Dollymount Strand in winter or summer for that matter, love (I love when he calls me love, it's all so well..love.ly) but I bet that Walrus will love you for the woman you are, a bit creased around the edges and with that home hair dye job making you a bit strange looking, even psychotic.
BEWARE OF LABELS, DEAR READERS: The home dye said 'You will look a bit like Catherine Zeta Jones when you use this!! and I ended up looking like Elvis or worse, an Elvis impersonator in a bad, cheap backstreet club.
So I said, Gok, you are a love, and I will meet with my Walrus and we will make merry and have tea and everything and I might even try that dance with him that Johnny Depp does in the movie, it is definitely, most positively turning into that kind of day.